... So I thought long and hard on what to write about for Gabbie, this weeks exploit, and after 2 days of pondering what to say... here it is: Blah Blah Blah. Blah. Blah, Blah Blah Blah! Blah. Blah Blah Blah.!!! Do any of you really give a shit about this week's write-up after seeing that preview of her on twitter?! Just fucking watch the video already... What are you still reading this crap for?... Go watch the fucking thing and lets all agree on just how amazing this girl is. A star is born.
Other than being a broke young single mother of 2 who does pin-up work for charity (huh?) on the side, Page has a lot of other great things going for her. Like, she believes she can squirt, except that happens to coincide when she also has to pee (proof's in the vid). And she thinks she has a medical condition that makes her pussy virgin tight. The fact that she hasn't been fucked in months can't possibly have anything to do with that. And she believes anal will work ok for her if we just try it this way...no, that way...ugh...or this way. It ends up in a triple painal play for her. After giving her every chance to show me she's got what it takes to be a star, I deliver an ambush creampie and then send her packing. She gives herself a 6 out of 10. I agree but only because she cums really hard when I eat her out and that makes me feel like a pussy magician for a moment.